An Oxymoron Without a Muffler

Driving home from work on Jubal Early Highway, I heard the roars of an outraged rhinoceros stampeding towards me at 75 mph. As the sound got closer, I realized it was a decrepit pick-up truck without a muffler. From its flatbed a proud flag streamed from a pole attached with plastic zip ties. It was half an American flag sewed to half a Confederate flag.

Giving the driver the benefit of the doubt, he probably thought this display would prove that he was only half an asshole. He was half right.

Tengo Lecho, Flag Reporter