Death

She prefers to be called Raven Breathless these days, but you may know her by her former name – Death.

However, since she will be the last face you see in this universe, we recommend you do as she wishes and call her Raven Breathless.

Ms. Breathless has graciously offered to be our Senior Human Rights Correspondent, and we could not be more thrilled – simply and utterly thrilled.

Luvgood Carp, Editor-in-Chief and Adjunct Professor for Student Loans