Tengo Leche: So in your new movie, you play an agent assigned to infiltrate a white supremacist group. How hard was that role for you?
Movie Star: It was extremely challenging. I had to pretend that people pretending to be white supremacists would pretend to torture and kill me if they found out I was pretending to be an undercover government agent. It was stressful.
Tengo Leche: God, you’re handsome.
Movie Star: Yes, I am.
Tengo Leche: Was it difficult to get into character?
Movie Star: Yes, very. I had to memorize lots of lines, and it wasn’t natural for me to act as if I was living on a government salary. That took some imagination.
Tengo Leche: God, you’re so brave.
Movie Star: Yes, I am.
Tengo Leche: Do you prevail over the bad guys in the end?
Movie Star: Well, I don’t want to spoil anything, but let’s just say I do manage to keep the world safe for all people, not just the white supremacists.
Tengo Leche: Thank you for your service.
Movie Star: You’re welcome.
Tengo Leche, Celebrity News Editor
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