You and I were barely burned by the sun wearing worn out bathing suits - yours snugly hinting at the lures to come. Ecstatic flies swarmed the picnic table where the sawed-off head blankly watched as her body sizzled on the grill dressed in a green coat of lemon juice and dill. And you stood staring into her phlegm-colored eye as if the fish had a secret she wanted to confide; as if she beckoned you to jump on the grill and sizzle at her side because you, too, would swim against the tide only to have men feast upon your glistening body while you watched helpless and horrified. A future filled with so many sharks must have come as a nasty surprise because you grabbed a silver knife . . . those ravenous men should have seen that phlegm fly. Luvgood Carp, Editor-in-Chief