The Further Dangers of Being a Pretend Poet

The thing about writing poetry is
no one cares that you write poetry.
I found that curious at first.

Then I joined a writing group.

And the thing about a writing group is
no one cares that you write.
I found that curious at first.

Then I read what they wrote
and I'm no longer curious.

Luvgood Carp, Editor-in-Chief

Laughing Hyena

I joined a writing group and made enemies.
They were looking for an emotional support animal
but I was a laughing hyena who found
all their tender elegies hysterical.

Luvgood Carp, Editor-in-Chief