You get lots of rejections. Here is the relevant half of the third rejection I received today – only a quarter hour ago.
Hahahaha. No . . . just no. But please submit to us again if you are so inclined.
So inclined? What does that mean?
If you are so inclined to get rejected again?
If you are so inclined to annoy us again?
If you happen to have some free time, and you are so inclined to waste it?
Or are they paraphrasing my favorite poet, Monty Python? Now, go away, and if you come back I shall taunt you a second time.
Luvgood Carp, Editor-in-Chief