The Federal Voyeur Hotline

We created the Federal Voyeur Hotline
because sometimes people can't decide
if what they're watching is a crime,
so we say you shouldn't try
because you can never be wrong
if you let us decide what's right -
especially when so many matchsticks
are begging for a reason to strike.
So it's better if we watch too,
and if you don't call us
then we'll watch you.

Luvgood Carp, Editor-in-Chief

3 Comments

  1. Liz H says:

    “you can never be wrong if you let us decide what’s right –
    especially when so many matchsticks are begging for a reason to strike.”

    Ouch! That hurt good. Well writ!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. luvgoodcarp says:

    Thanks very much, Liz.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Uh oh. You are starting to scare me.

    Liked by 1 person

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