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A cow covered with hundreds of mouth-like lesions   
each containing a tongue that lovingly licks my ear -    
tells me all the black lies I desperately want to hear;    
a massive udder with hundreds of mottled leathery teats    
and I suck the sour milk.

Luvgood Carp, Editor-in-Chief

3 Comments

  1. Wow. Disgusting. Well done!

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    1. luvgoodcarp's avatar luvgoodcarp says:

      Thanks very much.

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  2. JosieHolford's avatar JosieHolford says:

    A cow – breaking wind
    And the universe awaits
    Your conclusion.

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