Who throws pepper in the air so upstanding citizens will sneeze? Who slips sugar into milk so wholesome kids get cavities? Who hides the cherry flavored condoms so chaste teens get STDs? Once it was the evil fascists, then the dirty commies followed by the hairy hippies, Russians, Iraqis and Chinese who committed these depravities. So who will we blame next for giving us a mouthful of cavities? Luvgood Carp, Editor-in-Chief
They’ll probably start blaming those sensualist poets.
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Haha. No doubt. They’re the worst.
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Ummmm…. The internet?
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I think it is the person who keeps changing our clocks forward and backward, making it impossible for children to brush their teeth on a regular schedule.
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Yes! This year in particular hit me hard.
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