Who throws pepper in the air
so upstanding citizens will sneeze?
Who slips sugar into milk 
so wholesome kids get cavities?
Who hides the cherry flavored 
condoms so chaste teens get STDs?

Once it was the evil fascists,
then the dirty commies
followed by the hairy hippies,
Russians, Iraqis and Chinese
who committed these depravities.

So who will we blame next
for giving us a mouthful of cavities? 

Luvgood Carp, Editor-in-Chief


  1. They’ll probably start blaming those sensualist poets.

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    1. luvgoodcarp says:

      Haha. No doubt. They’re the worst.

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  2. Ummmm…. The internet?

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  3. I think it is the person who keeps changing our clocks forward and backward, making it impossible for children to brush their teeth on a regular schedule.


    1. luvgoodcarp says:

      Yes! This year in particular hit me hard.


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