Paradise

I'll build a place that's mild and green
with stop signs on every street
and free and friendly citizens 
who'll never be allowed to tweet.

Cameras will float on blades;
security will be courteous but tight
so no one will grab my balls
on cheese and meatball subs night 
when I'll dance in a worried thong
and no one will mention cellulite.

Luvgood Carp, Editor-in-Chief

Published by luvgoodcarp

5 Comments

  1. Liz H says:
    March 25, 2023 at 11:01 am

    Once again, keepin’ it real.
    Let’s unloose those talons of propriety and vanity!
    Nice one!

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    1. luvgoodcarp says:
      March 26, 2023 at 8:00 am

      Thanks, Liz.

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  2. Bartholomew Barker says:
    March 25, 2023 at 9:00 pm

    Send me the paperwork so I can immigrate.

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  3. Geoff Stamper says:
    March 28, 2023 at 1:38 pm

    Brings tears to my eyes😂

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    1. luvgoodcarp says:
      March 29, 2023 at 6:03 am

      Thanks, Geoff.

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