I'll build a place that's mild and green
with stop signs on every street
and free and friendly citizens 
who'll never be allowed to tweet.

Cameras will float on blades;
security will be courteous but tight
so no one will grab my balls
on cheese and meatball subs night 
when I'll dance in a worried thong
and no one will mention cellulite.

Luvgood Carp, Editor-in-Chief


  1. Liz H says:

    Once again, keepin’ it real.
    Let’s unloose those talons of propriety and vanity!
    Nice one!


  2. Send me the paperwork so I can immigrate.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Brings tears to my eyes😂


    1. luvgoodcarp says:

      Thanks, Geoff.


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