Enlightenment and Joy

Anyone who has read this blog will say it’s mostly pointless. Long ago I proposed changing its name to Masturbating Chimpanzees, because truth matters. A careful reader will note I said mostly pointless, and I did so intentionally because my posts are the only ones worth reading. So congratulations on reading this post. I bring enlightenment and joy.

As you know I’ve been on a campaign to alleviate homelessness in Roanoke. When I walk down Church Avenue, I encounter homeless people. I patiently inform them that they wouldn’t need to live on the street if they would just get jobs. Sometimes I give them a dollar as a jump start to a better life. So far this year, I’ve given away $8.43.

Last February, right before that vicious polar vortex, I encountered one homeless man in particular. I’d seen him before but I’d never had the chance to give him my pep talk. He was messier than most with a raucous grey beard, blank eyes, and ancient clothing. I told him to pull himself up by his bootstraps and gave him a dollar.

I never saw him again. In fact, it’s been nine months since I thought of him, but last night was frigid and he appeared, uninvited, in my mind. That’s when I realized my pep talk and dollar must have saved him. I drove around Roanoke this morning, and he’s nowhere to be found. All because I gave him a second of my time and a scrap of my wisdom. It’s easy to make a difference in the world. All you have to do is care.

Knowgood Carp, Owner of all the Hotels on Block Island and some in Connecticut

8 Comments

  1. Stacey C. Johnson's avatar Stacey C. Johnson says:

    “Pep talk!” Brilliant.

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  2. Liz H-H's avatar Liz H-H says:

    “Raucous gray beard”
    Great image!
    Very fitting with the tone of irony, here.

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    1. luvgoodcarp's avatar luvgoodcarp says:

      Thanks very much, Liz.

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  3. gwengrant's avatar gwengrant says:

    Love it.
    Gwen.

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  4. “Mostly pointless” is a wonderful anagram for “employs Stiltons,” said Tom cheesily

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  5. luvgoodcarp's avatar luvgoodcarp says:

    Haha. Well-played, sir.

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