The Santa Cycle – Part 5

It was the eighth shopping day
before Santa jumps in his sleigh
and sprints around the world
on a trip fueled by meth and cocaine
stealing my cookies and all the acclaim
for the gifts I bought with a card
I'll no longer be allowed to retain.

Luvgood Carp, Editor-in-Chief
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  1. Liz H-H's avatar Liz H-H says:
    December 23, 2023 at 4:26 pm

    Christmas and back to school shopping both made my credit cards smoke! Thank god the kids grew up!

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  2. luisa zambrotta's avatar luisa zambrotta says:
    December 31, 2023 at 9:09 am

    Wishing you good health and a good life in the coming year✨

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  3. luvgoodcarp's avatar luvgoodcarp says:
    December 31, 2023 at 9:13 am

    Thanks, Luisa. I wish the same for you, as well.

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