We are thrilled to announce that Luvgood Carp has won Pungent Sound’s first annual poetry contest with his poem, The Muse of Prune Poetry. We wish to send our hearty congratulations to him, as this is an incredible accomplishment. And we would like to thank our judge, Luvgood Carp, for his tireless work in making this happen. Please enjoy the winning entry below.
The Muse of Prune Poetry
The generic stuff won't do because my bloviating muse demands the artisan brews. He . . . she . . . it (I don't know which) is no service dog. It's a different kind of bitch with a pedigree that's more buffoonery than ancestry. And me? I'm more beggar than beneficiary - told to appreciate what is given me. And what do I receive? At night when I go to bed it plucks gold and silver prunes and chucks them at my head. Or it nuzzles next to me, snoring through a nose that looks like Swiss cheese. But when I'm on my knees begging for inspiration (and the only thing I see is that wedge of Swiss cheese); when I pray for a phrase, word or half a thought, a couplet or participle (it could dangle or not). When I start to cry because I don't know why this alcoholic muse is mine, it frowns and gives me a frosty reply: How's this for a thought? Poets get what they deserve and that's what you got. Luvgood Carp, Editor-in-Chief First Published in Lighten Up Online