We recently joined the Block Island League of Players Playing Pickleball, and it’s terrific. We love pickleball so much we wrote a poem about it.
My Grandfather's Defense of Pickleball: The Pudding of Sports Hey, wise ass! What's wrong with pickleball? It's the fastest growing sport played by the slowest moving people. It's beloved by thousands with thick wrinkles and thin bones. Someday you'll have heavy titanium knees. And sadistic doctors will screw you in more places than you can count. Then, you'll enjoy the light slap of lazy plastic balls. I suppose you young guys like it when big inflated balls rapidly smack you in the face. And pudding is soft and delicious. So suck it! Luvgood Carp, Editor-in-Chief and Adjunct Professor for Student Loans