Mrs. Muzzle

By Monday morning,
a furious Mrs. Muzzle
pounced on Uncle's lap,
took her petite paw
and gave his smirking lips
several wicked whacks.

But he continued to talk
as if he was used to that
repeating a tedious tale
about a dubious time
when Smear the Queer
was a Hunger Game
the neighborhood kids
would play.

And everyone was proud and happy
though no one was proud and gay.

Problem people stayed silent
otherwise they were gagged,
and proper people spoke English
with a mid-West accent -
the same one Jesus had.

Luvgood Carp, Editor-in-Chief

7 Comments

  1. I thought for sure that Jesus had a mid-East accent.

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    1. luvgoodcarp's avatar luvgoodcarp says:

      Haha. Yes, well-played, sir.

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  2. Growing up in Ohio, I played more than my fair share of Smear the Queer. Oblivious.

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    1. luvgoodcarp's avatar luvgoodcarp says:

      Same here. At times I am stunned by my ignorance.

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  3. JMN's avatar JMN says:

    Burning message wrapped in superb wordcraft. Which is poetry, it occurs to me.

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    1. luvgoodcarp's avatar luvgoodcarp says:

      Thanks, JMN. I appreciate that very much.

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