I have drawn a portrait of God
and He looks like me.
Not you.
Me.
Saffron Crow, Art Editor
Tag Archives: Cerebral Thoughts
Cerebral Thoughts on How to Live a Purpose-Driven Life
When I see or hear someone doing or saying something I find offensive or the least bit disruptive to my sense of propriety, I ask myself a question. Does this idiot’s conduct affect me? If I can come up with some possible way it does, I immediately tell the degenerate to stop, or I will post his picture on Grumblr where me and my fellow like-minded Grumblrs will Grumbl at him.
If the answer is no, this malcontent’s conduct doesn’t affect me in the slightest, I ask another question. Is this pervert finding joy in doing whatever it is she’s doing? If so, I immediately tell her to stop. And if she doesn’t, it’s straight to Grumblr with her.
Knowgood Carp, Owner of all the Hotels on Block Island (and Some in Connecticut)
Cerebral Thoughts on Freedom of Speech
Some people say, “I don’t agree with the dumb-ass things you’re saying, but I’ll die for your right to say them.” Usually this is said with a smug smile and the firm belief they will never need to prove it. If they were called upon to do so, these glib liars would flee to the hills and hide in caves. Hopefully not the same cave I’ll be hiding in.
So let me be clear – I’m not willing to die so you can say dumb-ass things. I’m not even willing to die so I can say dumb-ass things. Which begs the question: should we stop saying dumb-ass things? Obviously, yes. You go first.
Tengo Leche, Cerebral Thoughts Editor
Pungent Sound Journal of Pulp Poetry 