Hello!
As CEO of Pungent Sound Technical College of Technology, I can tell you we are proud to be a for-profit school. In fact, it’s an honor to wake up every morning, see our students’ smiling faces on video, and know that we are exclusively devoted to serving our shareholders.
The college is currently located on the tranquil waters of Pungent Sound. It’s romantic, but don’t let the setting fool you. The college is very difficult to get into. Not in the academic sense – if you can pay the tuition, you’re in. It’s difficult to get into physically, because the college is on a barge, which enables us to move whenever we find it necessary to do so. But that shouldn’t concern our students, because we offer a virtual education; so if you have a computer, you have a virtual college.
Are you looking for the best education we can offer? Then you’ve found the right school! But wait, there’s more. We can help you secure a loan to pay your tuition. Our staff is motivated to assist you because they work on commission.
So why haven’t you applied!?! Be a Barnacle. That’s our school mascot, because barnacles have astonishingly long penises; eight times longer than the rest of their bodies, and they reproduce by ejaculating into the ocean. So dive in and take a swim at Pungent Sound Technical College for Technology. And remember, I’m not only the CEO; I’m a shareholder.
Titmouse Beak, CEO of Pungent Sound Technical College of Technology